Happy Thanksgiving

Hey! What are you doing reading this blog? You are supposed to be out stuffing yourself with turkey, chips, mashed potatos, and conversation from people you both love, and those you have to be with because God won't let you pick your relatives and Great Grandma won't let you pick the turkey-day invitation list. (Why exactly is it the mailman was invited? Really? Isn't he a little creepy?)

Yes, that is right -- no funny business today. We're all eating lots of food and watching football.

Tell your family hello from me, and I'll see you all at the malls tomorrow.

Oh ... and if the conversation lags at dinner, feel free to talk about this blog. I don't mind.