Children's Songs

(Music to following songs from Toddler's weekly music class.  You may recognize a few.)

Biddy-biddy, bum, bum, I hate children's songs.
Biddy-biddy, bum, bum, please make them stop.
Biddy-biddy, bum, bum, they're so catchy.
Biddy-biddy, bum, bum, I want to hurl.
The child is in bed and no one else is singing,
but still here it comes, that song in my head.
Biddy-biddy, bum, bum, I hate children's songs.
Biddy-biddy, bum, bum, please make them stop.

***

There is a friend I'd like to smack.
I promise I will get her back.
Instead of sending snacks to eat,
She bought my kid a drum to beat
with a bang, and a bang, and a bang, bang, bang
and a bang, and a bang, and a bang, bang, bang.
There he goes, all day long,
Help me please, I must be strong
with a bang, and a bang, and a bang, bang, bang
and a bang, and a bang, and a bang, bang bang.

***

She thinks children's songs are annoying.
She thinks children's songs are too catchy.
Bright and chipper melodies linger on.
Bright and chipper melodies linger on.
Please, hum something else!
She thinks children's songs are annoying.
She thinks children's songs are too catchy.

***
There was one in the bed
And the little one said,
"No NAP!  No NAP!"
So he won't take a nap,
and my head's gonna split.

There was one in the bed
And the little one said,
"Want up!  Want up!"
So he won't take a nap
and I think I'm going nuts.

There was one in the bed
And the little one said,
"Need potty!  Need potty!"
But he won't go poop
and we're running out of cash.

There was one in the bed
And the mommy said,
"He's your son.  He's your son."
And the daddy said, "Huh?"
And the mommy shut the door.

There were two in the hall
and the Daddy said,
"Let's go son. Let's go son."
So they both went to dinner
and the mommy smiled.

The End.